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Cordouroy Pants [Oct. 11th, 2007|12:19 pm]
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dancingdragon74
... have given me the most PHENOMENAL jurgenhagen EVER.  It would scare size queens... 
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joy [Jul. 4th, 2007|03:51 pm]
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jukebox_heroine
one thing that is awesome about losing weight is that your pants get bigger & that equals more jurgenhagens.
i wonder if i should bring this up at the next weight watchers meeting.
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miracle [Apr. 18th, 2007|02:07 pm]
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jukebox_heroine
[mood |surprisedsurprised]

i have a jurgenhagen today and that is amazing because my pants are really tight.
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So........ [Nov. 29th, 2006|02:23 pm]
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pmhrh
[mood |sillysilly]

....is that a jurgenhagen?
 or are you just happy to see me?
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and in the international foods aisle... [Oct. 14th, 2006|12:07 pm]
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jukebox_heroine
[Current Location |chicago, illinois]
[mood |surprisedsurprised]

chicago has a different breed of jurgenhagen.
i think because it's colder here, they are pointier.
or, alternately, because they smash them down with heavy coats, the sproing out.

is sproing a word?
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train. [Jul. 8th, 2006|12:43 pm]
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jukebox_heroine
Yesterday I was on the Red Line to Silver Spring and I saw this girl who was sleeping. I guess she didn't know that she had the biggest jurgenhagen ever. Or else it was a boner. People should really watch out for camo pants in general.
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I'm in! [Jun. 30th, 2006|11:14 am]
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jesusbunny
ta da!
"some days you feel like a nut..."
-daBunny
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Sexy! [Jun. 29th, 2006|07:34 pm]
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pmhrh
I wear men's pants to work everyday. The Chefwear brand to be specific. I love them.
They're baggy and they have a drawstring. Comfortable, yes so comfortable.
But they are not attractive in many ways. Not just the jurgenhagen action going on, they have the "baggy but-closed by a drawstring" uber-jurgenhagen style represented.
It's soon to be all the rage, I know it.
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i have one [Jun. 29th, 2006|07:09 pm]
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jukebox_heroine
[mood |fierce]

This skirt I am wearing today has been giving me a total jurgenhagen. It's a long camo skirt and I look weird with one. I kind of want to pee like a man though.
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